Why I hate Geico

You might be wondering what my problem is today.

Well dear friends, I'm gonna tell you. I hate Geico. Whew...there I said it. I got it out there. I feel so much better now. This company sucks so bad that they YELLED at me a while ago when I canceled them for JACKING up my rates for no reason. Yes, they yelled at me.

What business does that???

I also hate them for having the stupidest commercials EVER. They suck in ways that I didn't think it was possible to suck. The company that is and the insurance. I hate them for their lizard mascot that speaks in a non-American accent (Yes Geico, you sound SOOO sophisticated with an English or Australian accent or whatever the heck that thing is).

I hate that they advertise EVERYWHERE. They would advertise on toilet paper and give it away for free if they thought you'd buy their crappy insurance. Worse still is their commercials, both on TV and in print, are painfully stupid. I get insulted watching them.

My hate boileth over...

But the thing that bugs me the most is that all of this advertising cost MONEY and lots of it. So they aren't saving you anything. They bring you in for cheap and raise your rates later. They have to make money somehow so they are probably denying claims all over the place too. The consumer is somehow paying for all these stupid, mindless, aggravating commercials. Someone is and I know it's not their big payday CEO and CFO.

Check the internet, there are plenty of complaints.

Rant complete.