Harry Potter casts an inspirational spell on Lindsay Lohan to write her memoirs

Mean Girls actors next performance will be as an autobiographer, with JK Rowling adopted as muse. Should be quite a turn

In truly magical news, actor Lindsay Lohan, 28, has announced her intention to write her memoirs, which will probably be like a trilogy, like Harry Potter because theres so many.

Leaving aside the fact that there are seven Harry Potter books and not three, the most confusing aspect to this statement is the presumably minimal crossover between the life of the former child actor and a fictional series about wizards, Horcruxes and dark magic.

I worked with a lot of girls in India that have gone through a lot of stuff, and a lot of kids who have gone through family issues or who get subjected to DUI.

I feel like my book will be more about that than anything else because theres the excitement of the life that I have lived but Ive seen a lot and if I can help anyone that might feel like its OK to screw up, its OK to feel lonely, or ugly or to feel overweight or underweight.

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