Food Opera (Part 1)

Chapter 1

Heather slams the door behind her.

"From now on, I'm eating healthy!" she says.


The sofa says nothing.

The coffee table says nothing.

The bookcase says nothing.
 

 The lamp says, 
 


Chapter 2

Heather buys healthy food.
 

It costs more than a car.

Heather says, 
 

The furniture looks ominously on.



The lamp says nothing.


Chapter 3

 Heather spends hours preparing healthy food.


It tastes like deer barf.

Heather drinks it all.

 
She celebrates with a quart of Chuggaluggalicious™ Ice Cream.


TO BE CONTINUED!!


Oh man!  What a cliffhanger!