So my sister says to me, “I’m allergic to nuts.”
So I says, “Oh? In what way are you allergic to nuts?”
So she says, “Nuts give me vertigo.”
So I rolls my eyes because vertigo is not what happens when people are allergic to nuts and EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN GIVES HER VERTIGO, but I’m willing to play along so I says, “Which nuts?”
And she says, “Cashews, almonds, walnuts, peanuts…”
So I says, “Peanuts?”
So she says, “Yeah, nuts like peanuts. Peanuts give me real bad vertigo.”
So I says, “Peanuts ain’...