My Encounter with a Bat… IN MY HOUSE

Have you ever experienced the sheer animal terror of discovering that there’s a bat in your house?

I have now. I’m getting ready for bed last night, my wife is out of town on a trip so it’s just me and the dogs. I get the dogs shuttled into the bedroom with the door closed and finish brushing my teeth when I see something flap by outside the bathroom door from downstairs and into the other bedroom. “What the fuck was that?” I say to myself, inching towards the door. “Was that a bird?” Flap fla...