The Wrong Number of Sex

‘Sex is an overrated thing, and it is goingbe—Forever.’

“I’m coming for you, baby. I missed it desperately during college, but now I am all yours…I’m going to get you the climax of a lifetime which no boyfriend of yours had ever given you…just wait for me where you are—at midnight…”

“Who—is—this?”

“Yours only…my signals are going down…just wait for your lovely M…”

And the signals were dead after M—.

I am a 70 years old woman living alone in my house, my husband died a long time ago, my children ar...