POTATO MOON, Part 57: “If This is Love, Why Do My Teeth Hurt?” by Peter S. Svensson

Keeping the timeline unsullied sucks, thought the man who claimed the
title of Doctor. What was supposed to be a romp through the centuries
with his assistant, Captain Jacque Harness, had turned into actual
work, what with having to put Dan Quayle back into his proper place in
the timestream and wiping his memories, ...