The Generation Gap or I have no idea what the fuck he just said...

I turned into my mother today.

It started out simply enough.

My middle son said, "Mom, I want a game off Steam. I feel I earned it helping out with Miss Bear last weekend."

(I'm hip because I know what Steam is. It's itunes for video games.)

I said, "I agree you earned it. Tell me what you want and I shall present your request to Mr. Snark, Guardian of the Steam."

The boy popped a potato