Oh my, has it really been that long?

The first thing I have to do is apologise for my extended leave of absence. I'm very sorry.

If it's any use, here's my list of reasons for being so tardy:

1: My internet connections have been super-rubbish lately

2: My computer blew up a few weeks ago

3: I've been travelling the length of the UK numerous times

4: I've been obsessing about houses to the point that almost everything else has taken a back seat. Well, if I'm honest, not even a back seat at times. More like a squeezed-in little space in t