The Direction To The Dumb Election!

Have you ever tried to deal with a dunce? They come back more than once. They can't just find what to do and continually have to bother you.

How do you do that?
Has been heard by the cat.
The cat can explain,
Most get on board the train.

Even those that have no clue,
Catch on at their zoo.
But then there is one or two,
Who's brain cells got flushed down the loo.

Can tell them the exact way,
Yet they still screw it up at their bay.
They still say it didn't work.
User error is such a perk.

If it doesn't work, unplug it.
Some can't even get that bit.
Which plug do I pull?
Are you sure your brain is full?

Go to start!
Some take that to heart.
Grab a Monopoly board.
I guess fake money they hoard,

Instead of looking down.
My, they get the dunce crown.
Tell them right where it is,
Act like you're giving them a quiz.

Where is print screen.
They ask as they make a scene.
Like it is oh so rare.
Maybe they need a spare.

Or glasses could come due.
Maybe it should moo.
Say the keys name,
And it will light a flame.

Dare you ever get complicated one bit
Then the whole process goes to umm spit.
It is what comes out their yap,
When they continue to flap.

Yet they are in such a business anyway,
And they expect to be lead to get pay?
Some people just cause fear,
And should really rethink their career.

Can't say I will miss this friggin work zoo. I will be glad when it is through. No more putting up with these types and other whiners with gripes. The cat will be glad he doesn't have to hear about it at his pad. But then I'll have to find other ways of talking crass. Oh well, sure it can be figured out by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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Published on August 09, 2014 03:00
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