Buy Now And We'll Throw in an Extra Barrel of Monkeys!

I'm putting on my checkered jacket and a brightly colored pair of pants. In my imagination this is what a QVC salesperson wears. I may be way off base. In any case I need to tell you about an offer so good it's going to make your head spin! 
For a limited time, Live Laugh Love will be on sale at Amazon. And by sale, I mean SALE.  
Today only, for twenty four hours, this collection of three romantic comedies, complete with a host of crazy characters, a blown up whale, a bunch of airplane engine parts and a runaway wrecking ball, a collection that normally sells for ten dollars,  is available for the ridiculous price of $1.99. No, don't clear out the earwax, you heard right. ONE DOLLAR and NINETY NINE CENTS. The only thing cheaper is the breakfast burrito at McDonald's. 
Act now! Operators are standing by! Well, no operators, but it's as easy as pushing a button.

The Fine Print- Sale starts at 10 am eastern time August 7 and runs until 6 pm August 8. No additional purchase necessary. Monkeys are not actually included.  Buy Now! Hurry! Offer Ends Soon!