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9:32 AM PDT, July 28, 2010, updated at 12:14 PM PDT, September 16, 2010
The Reverend Steven Rage on Live BlogRadio Show: 9/25/2010 9:00 AM Arizona time (12:00 noon Eastern time)
He's the deacon of the diabolical, the clergyman of carnage, the cardinal of chaos. Bizarro-horror writer (and ordained minister) Steven Rage joins "The Authors Speak" to chat about his latest book - The Place In Between - just released through LegumeMan Books. Call in and ask the Rage a question. 9/25/2010 9:00 AM - 1 hr. (12:00 noon Eastern)
Call-in Number: (323) 693-3330
Weekly, The Authors Speak will be chatting live with our fans and authors at this web address: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/theautho.... The Call-In number is there, and I implore you to tune in Saturdays at 12pm and be a part of the excitement. Of course, these will be available as podcasts afterwards. Each week, we'll feature "The Authors Speak Nooner", at 12pm (Eastern). And, every first Friday of the month, we'll have the Authors Speak Happy Hours, which will feature promotions, exciting news, and exclusive author interviews. The first two months is a mind meld of bizarro, steampunk, comedy, romance, and Jedi mind tricks.
And who exactly is going to be on with us? Well, how's this lineup look to you:
The Diabolical Deacon, Steven Rage; The Funky Werepig himself, Greg Hall; Steampunk Superstar, Felix Gilman; Author of "The Jedi Path", Daniel Wallace; Mojo Storyteller, Joe R. Lansdale; Zombie Master, S.G. Browne; NY Times Bestselling Author, Patti Callahan Henry; and so many more!
This is an exciting opportunity. I hope you will accompany me on the journey. If you will, I make a pledge to give you the goods. As always, I welcome any and all feedback. Go ahead, though, and mark your calendars for 9/25/2010 - the "nooner" with Steven Rage, this devilishly handsome motherfucker right here:
Author of The Place In Between.
The Grim Reverend Steven Rage Blog http://www.stevenrage.wordpress.com
The Reverend on Authors Den http://www.authorsden.com/stevenrage
Tie off, locate the bump. Lock and Load.
eBooks Now AvailableTo purchase an electronic version of any book on our catalogue for just $3.50, go to our LegumEbooks page.
Available Right Freaking
NOW!!
The Place In Between
By Reverend Steven Rage
The Place in Between: When Del is sent pictures of his wife's latest affair, he reasons a .45 caliber bullet will answer his problems. To Del's dismay, that's only the beginning of his time spent wedged in the place in between. Luci's lover tortures Del relentlessly. Del wants to recover just enough to seek revenge on them both. Sure enough a demon shows up with her silky-sweet promises. Then the ambiance twists dark and cruel beyond anything any one of them could've imagined.
Blood and Bubblegum: It's colder than frozen shit down here in the dangerous tunnels of The Harbor in the post-cataclysmic world (ACE). Juan and I find ourselves here, in this horrible place because of The Good Doctor. His organic narcotics trade is booming. Juan, Mary and I want in. We have to find TGD and the nocturne, see if they will let us. We are down. We are hungry. And we are bringing Blood and Bubblegum to sweeten the pot. All of our dreams will come true. The only uncertainty is Mary and Juan living long enough to reap the rewards.
Bad Notion, Traveling Potion: The second day of the fifth waxing moon, in the 24th year, ACE. The frozen earth of The Harbor is in the grips of a new Little Ice Age. The human populace is down to just one-third. They are forced to exist in long, dank tunnels and cramped domiciles underground with The Good Doctor and his creations of Halflings and other freaks and geeks. TGD's latest organic narcotic discovery goes LIVE and becomes self-aware. The bad notion traveling potion makes meat puppet users do its unholy bidding. Then the monster decides to turn on TGD, the Creator. Not the best idea, this. But it sure is going to be fun to watch.
More info here. Available soon.
10 A BOOT STOMPING
20 A HUMAN FACE
30 GOTO 10
By Jess Gulbranson
One minute you've got a quiet life.
No friends except those in your record collection. Free from technological slavery. Just pizza for dinner and a job you love at the local record store...
Funny how things spiral out of control...
Next thing you know you're embroiled in some poorly thought out conspiracy. Cavorting with shady government officials, scientists and recently ressurrected music legends. A cog in a baffling plot that keeps getting stranger by the minute.
More info here. Purchase from our shop.
Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms
By Jason Wuchenich
The technicolour fairytales of Jason Wuchenich's 'Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms' are a celebration of divine depravity. Marvel as clusters of vine-grown skanks turn the world into a sewer of dirty sex. Learn to sympathise with a love-stricken Incubus who can only materialise with the aid of flatulence. Delight at the magical song of anal-dwelling minstrels. Enter a mind set where scalping yourself is an understandable reaction to an impending television appearance.
More info here. Purchase from our shop.
Archelon Ranch
By Garrett Cook
Je ne suis pas un chapeau. Je suis un homme... In an overgrown, primeval, jungle-city state, Bernard is a test subject for science experiments. His father and Professor Sagramour have been injecting him with hallucinogenic mud and reality affirming drugs so that one day man will be immune to the insanity inducing, zombifying sentient green mud that is choking the suburbs. But Bernard is beginning to display side effects. Experiencing greater and greater levels of Objectivity cause his consciousness to become one with entities as diverse as pterosaurs and martinis. In the mind of the tyrannosaurus he hears the call of Archelon Ranch, a primal paradise like no other. Will Bernard's unique talents be enough to get him out of the senseless prehistoric cyberpunk city or will dinosaurs, Sagramour's Standardizers and the desire to lose himself in other entities be too much?
More info here. Purchase from our shop.
A Million Versions of Right
By Matthew Revert
Step into a world that defies all logic. One of Masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall stability. A world where ball popping is the only solution to the scrotum's poor aesthetic qualities and true love can lead a man to transpose menstruation across gender lines. Not to mention a blink so immensely powerful that mild abrasion can ensue. There's also a lime.
More info here. Visit our shop to purchase.
Spare Key
By R. Frederick Hamilton
The Red Room takes shape again and Ben Fowler tries to shake it off but the woman next door to his new flat just won't leave his mind.
More info here. Visit our shop to purchase.
Coming Soon
Merlin's Curse:
The Prolapse Loophole
By the Brothers Gunther.
Cart Fop, Fart CopBy Garrett Cook
AlleysBy R. Frederick Hamilton
He's gonna gut you, my pretty....
Born whole from the rectum of a dying patient, Morbid silently stalks the hospital's hallways, heinously dispatching the most helpless of patients and in the most painfully repulsive of manners. In the meantime, in order to pay for his family and home that includes his ghost step-father Sammy and his pet aborted fetus Chip, Westphal has to ingest mounds of dangerous narcotics to get through his night shifts. Barely hanging on to his Care Tech gig by his fingernails, the last thing Westphal needs is to be accused of Morbid's evil deeds. You, on the other hand, simply want to find some solace. Terminally ill from a virulent infection, and dependent on Life Support, all You beg for a peaceful and dignified demise. Shirk has other plans for You. The ancient drug-snuffling demon makes You relive all of your deadly and venial sins as he tortures You. Night after night. Until eternal Damnation begins for YOU MORBID WESTPHAL, yet again.
Get your freak on. You know you want to. For some wicked medicine...
Morbid just wants to taste you
9:32 AM PDT, July 28, 2010, updated at 12:14 PM PDT, September 16, 2010
The Reverend Steven Rage on Live BlogRadio Show: 9/25/2010 9:00 AM Arizona time (12:00 noon Eastern time)
He's the deacon of the diabolical, the clergyman of carnage, the cardinal of chaos. Bizarro-horror writer (and ordained minister) Steven Rage joins "The Authors Speak" to chat about his latest book - The Place In Between - just released through LegumeMan Books. Call in and ask the Rage a question. 9/25/2010 9:00 AM - 1 hr. (12:00 noon Eastern)
Call-in Number: (323) 693-3330
Weekly, The Authors Speak will be chatting live with our fans and authors at this web address: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/theautho.... The Call-In number is there, and I implore you to tune in Saturdays at 12pm and be a part of the excitement. Of course, these will be available as podcasts afterwards. Each week, we'll feature "The Authors Speak Nooner", at 12pm (Eastern). And, every first Friday of the month, we'll have the Authors Speak Happy Hours, which will feature promotions, exciting news, and exclusive author interviews. The first two months is a mind meld of bizarro, steampunk, comedy, romance, and Jedi mind tricks.
And who exactly is going to be on with us? Well, how's this lineup look to you:
The Diabolical Deacon, Steven Rage; The Funky Werepig himself, Greg Hall; Steampunk Superstar, Felix Gilman; Author of "The Jedi Path", Daniel Wallace; Mojo Storyteller, Joe R. Lansdale; Zombie Master, S.G. Browne; NY Times Bestselling Author, Patti Callahan Henry; and so many more!
This is an exciting opportunity. I hope you will accompany me on the journey. If you will, I make a pledge to give you the goods. As always, I welcome any and all feedback. Go ahead, though, and mark your calendars for 9/25/2010 - the "nooner" with Steven Rage, this devilishly handsome motherfucker right here:
Author of The Place In Between.
The Grim Reverend Steven Rage Blog http://www.stevenrage.wordpress.com
The Reverend on Authors Den http://www.authorsden.com/stevenrage
Tie off, locate the bump. Lock and Load.
eBooks Now AvailableTo purchase an electronic version of any book on our catalogue for just $3.50, go to our LegumEbooks page.
Available Right Freaking
NOW!!
The Place In Between
By Reverend Steven Rage
The Place in Between: When Del is sent pictures of his wife's latest affair, he reasons a .45 caliber bullet will answer his problems. To Del's dismay, that's only the beginning of his time spent wedged in the place in between. Luci's lover tortures Del relentlessly. Del wants to recover just enough to seek revenge on them both. Sure enough a demon shows up with her silky-sweet promises. Then the ambiance twists dark and cruel beyond anything any one of them could've imagined.
Blood and Bubblegum: It's colder than frozen shit down here in the dangerous tunnels of The Harbor in the post-cataclysmic world (ACE). Juan and I find ourselves here, in this horrible place because of The Good Doctor. His organic narcotics trade is booming. Juan, Mary and I want in. We have to find TGD and the nocturne, see if they will let us. We are down. We are hungry. And we are bringing Blood and Bubblegum to sweeten the pot. All of our dreams will come true. The only uncertainty is Mary and Juan living long enough to reap the rewards.
Bad Notion, Traveling Potion: The second day of the fifth waxing moon, in the 24th year, ACE. The frozen earth of The Harbor is in the grips of a new Little Ice Age. The human populace is down to just one-third. They are forced to exist in long, dank tunnels and cramped domiciles underground with The Good Doctor and his creations of Halflings and other freaks and geeks. TGD's latest organic narcotic discovery goes LIVE and becomes self-aware. The bad notion traveling potion makes meat puppet users do its unholy bidding. Then the monster decides to turn on TGD, the Creator. Not the best idea, this. But it sure is going to be fun to watch.
More info here. Available soon.
10 A BOOT STOMPING
20 A HUMAN FACE
30 GOTO 10
By Jess Gulbranson
One minute you've got a quiet life.
No friends except those in your record collection. Free from technological slavery. Just pizza for dinner and a job you love at the local record store...
Funny how things spiral out of control...
Next thing you know you're embroiled in some poorly thought out conspiracy. Cavorting with shady government officials, scientists and recently ressurrected music legends. A cog in a baffling plot that keeps getting stranger by the minute.
More info here. Purchase from our shop.
Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms
By Jason Wuchenich
The technicolour fairytales of Jason Wuchenich's 'Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms' are a celebration of divine depravity. Marvel as clusters of vine-grown skanks turn the world into a sewer of dirty sex. Learn to sympathise with a love-stricken Incubus who can only materialise with the aid of flatulence. Delight at the magical song of anal-dwelling minstrels. Enter a mind set where scalping yourself is an understandable reaction to an impending television appearance.
More info here. Purchase from our shop.
Archelon Ranch
By Garrett Cook
Je ne suis pas un chapeau. Je suis un homme... In an overgrown, primeval, jungle-city state, Bernard is a test subject for science experiments. His father and Professor Sagramour have been injecting him with hallucinogenic mud and reality affirming drugs so that one day man will be immune to the insanity inducing, zombifying sentient green mud that is choking the suburbs. But Bernard is beginning to display side effects. Experiencing greater and greater levels of Objectivity cause his consciousness to become one with entities as diverse as pterosaurs and martinis. In the mind of the tyrannosaurus he hears the call of Archelon Ranch, a primal paradise like no other. Will Bernard's unique talents be enough to get him out of the senseless prehistoric cyberpunk city or will dinosaurs, Sagramour's Standardizers and the desire to lose himself in other entities be too much?
More info here. Purchase from our shop.
A Million Versions of Right
By Matthew Revert
Step into a world that defies all logic. One of Masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall stability. A world where ball popping is the only solution to the scrotum's poor aesthetic qualities and true love can lead a man to transpose menstruation across gender lines. Not to mention a blink so immensely powerful that mild abrasion can ensue. There's also a lime.
More info here. Visit our shop to purchase.
Spare Key
By R. Frederick Hamilton
The Red Room takes shape again and Ben Fowler tries to shake it off but the woman next door to his new flat just won't leave his mind.
More info here. Visit our shop to purchase.
Coming Soon
Merlin's Curse:
The Prolapse Loophole
By the Brothers Gunther.
Cart Fop, Fart CopBy Garrett Cook
AlleysBy R. Frederick Hamilton
He's gonna gut you, my pretty....
Born whole from the rectum of a dying patient, Morbid silently stalks the hospital's hallways, heinously dispatching the most helpless of patients and in the most painfully repulsive of manners. In the meantime, in order to pay for his family and home that includes his ghost step-father Sammy and his pet aborted fetus Chip, Westphal has to ingest mounds of dangerous narcotics to get through his night shifts. Barely hanging on to his Care Tech gig by his fingernails, the last thing Westphal needs is to be accused of Morbid's evil deeds. You, on the other hand, simply want to find some solace. Terminally ill from a virulent infection, and dependent on Life Support, all You beg for a peaceful and dignified demise. Shirk has other plans for You. The ancient drug-snuffling demon makes You relive all of your deadly and venial sins as he tortures You. Night after night. Until eternal Damnation begins for YOU MORBID WESTPHAL, yet again.
Get your freak on. You know you want to. For some wicked medicine...
Morbid just wants to taste you
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