Why I Like Bacon Like Vampires Like Blood

It's more a need, a craving. I mean, it's bacon. Salted, cured meat. How can anyone pass it up??



So just like vampires have this extreme craving, this unquenchable thirst for blood, I feel this way about my salted, cured meats.



Especially bacon. The crispiness. The salty explosion on your tongue.



I love it. I cannot get enough of it. Just thinking about bacon makes my mouth water. I'm sure vampires go through this too. I've read enough stories to feel their hunger, see their delight at the thought of bacon, er, blood.



It's one of my favorite foods. What do you like they way vampires like blood? (Translation: What's your favorite food?)