Why Not These, They Should Please!

So there are shows about this and shows about that, ignore forever the reality crap at any mat. But then the scripted ones seem to be all the same. I guess they like to remain tame.

Look a lawyer show.
Way to go!
Oh my a cop show.
50 of those lined up in a row.

That doctor one is new.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
Always the same.
Can get kind of lame.

Why not a show about a plumber?
He could be a real bummer.
Get it at my sea?
A frisky plumber with glee.

Why not a vet?
One who can talk to each pet.
Oops, been there, done that.
Forget that idea, stat!

Santa Claus on his days off.
He has to get a cough.
Plus he has to exercise to lose some weight.
I bet viewers would save the date.

The accountant show.
Numbers will flow.
Money will pile high.
Could make one spry.

That talking furniture show.
That will surely go.
All will want to see,
What the couch thinks of the fat ass of thee.

The construction worker.
Could be a real tear jerker.
Construction workers in love.
Twirling stop signs when push comes to shove.

The flower shop.
It won't be a flop.
It will be grand.
Manure and flowers make a stand.

And finally the best of the best,
It beats all the rest.
The sanitation worker show.
It could work, you never know.

Okay, maybe cops are the better way to go. Some of those may be too slow. But then again zombie cops could be fun. They could go around and eat everyone. Maybe dinosaur pretenders, they could be Earth's defenders. The cat will stop with this mass, if used, be sure and credit my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.