i'm working on my final paper and i might have told my teacher that i'm already farther than i actually am and the deadline's so close and i'm nowhere near finishing and i'm so stressed out and i dont think i can actually do it and i'm scared of failing be

Wow, okay. I was an English major in college and had to write so many papers, and now I’m an author and I have to write books, which are like papers except 300% longer, so you’ve come to the right place.

Step one: Put on pajamas, or clothing of equal comfort.

Step two: Make mac and cheese. Preferably the ones that are shaped like cartoons.

Step three: Watch six or seven hours of youtube. Depending on the time of day, you may watch until you fall asleep.

Step four: Step three was a trick. There is...