DIY hell or there's a TP holder on the water tank of the toilet...

There's a toilet paper holder sitting on the back of the water tank of the toilet in the master bathroom.

Long long ago, we started a major remodel of our master bathroom. The house was built in '88 so all of the original fixtures are brass, and the shower and counter top cultured marble. The roman tub had white marble surround and the faucets no longer worked but couldn't be fixed without a