Department of Weekend Reading: August 1, 2014

Impeachment? Bring it on.
“Never have I met any candidate quiteas frightening or fact-averse” as this lady.
The modern era’s“seamless wall of white rage.”
Go paleowith bacteria baths and an all-sausage buffet.
“It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid”: The (mostly imagined) journals of Werner Herzog.
Welcome to the suck: Brett Ratner to produceadaptation ofThe Goldfinch.
Print and read: Quarter Pounder beats the Third Pounder, and other examples of whoAmericans are just lousy at math.
Bonus...