Gonna Need an Ocean/ of Calamine Lotion

I hate poison ivy.

I have it on and around both my knees. It sucks so hard it could rip the head off of a lollypop. Every step I take, raw skin rubs against raw skin.

I’m going on a road trip next week to Maine, and I hope by then it’s cleared up. I doubt it though. I heard that it takes two weeks to clear up.

On the bright side…um…something positive.

I’ll leave you with this.