Tough To Swallow For The Flat And Hollow!

Wow, the cat would say it is amazing but that would just get some gazing. For it really is not. You humans always have to make up some weird plot.

Did you know at your sea,
That you are still living with the crazy?
I guess you probably did,
Unless you're one with a tin cap lid.

Flat Earthers are all around.
They can surely be found.
As they stare at the flat ground.
Kind of like a crap searching hound.

That might be an insult to the mutt.
Even they are not that much of a nut.
Flat Earthers still state the world is flat.
Everyone else is a dingbat.

The conspiracy is far and wide.
The flat Earth they are trying to hide.
They just want you to think it's round.
Did they get a lobotomy in the pound?

Then you have another group,
That are not quite a crazy troop.
At least fiction has fun with it.
But they still dwell in the crazy pit.

Hollow Earthers are here.
Have no fear.
They will save the day.
The Earth is hollowed out clay.

You can go in and find a spot,
That has a nice comfy plot.
Would that not be grand?
To live beneath a billion tons of land?

Or flip that around,
And a new hollow is found.
We are already in hollow Earth,
The universe and such is of worth.

It is the outside.
So we need to take a long ride.
We need to see what is on top.
That mission will never flop.

Which would you choose?
I mean you can't lose.
Flat Earthers fall flat,
And Hollower Earthers don't need a hat.

It will not rain in hollow earth I guess. So they can avoid such a weather mess. Unless lava flows I suppose. Then they may burn off their toes. Want to take a side? It could be a fun ride. Or maybe you want to stick around. Get it? I know, I astound. So fun the crazy theories in mass. I am sure some could even be made up by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.