The Chuck Norris Jesus






We were at a friend's wedding some time ago and in the middle of the ceremony, my husband leans over and whispers, "Why did they crucify Chuck Norris?" I look up and see this:


I spent the rest of the ceremony trying to avoid looking at it because it just kept making me laugh which is obviously neither the appropriate response to the crucifix or to a wedding. But since when does Jesus have red hair? But seriously, in person, the more you looked at it, the more it looked...

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Published on September 24, 2010 11:27
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Chris I had jumped on here to write to another author, whose book I won, and came across your blog (?) about the Chuck Norris Jesus (yes it DOES look like Chuck!). I had to jump on your website to read the rest. After I got up off the floor (fell down from laughing so hard!), I HAD to comment. I'm thinking our Blessed Mother would still be in a blue robe........ but I'm thinking She'd have a partial mullet showing under Her veil, with a few tattoos on Her wrists/arms........ ya know........ just peeking out from Her sleeves! Obviously, She's be sporting biker boots, and NOT sandals!


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