A Year of Happy Mondays – The “We Don’t Do That” Edition

Because it’s been a few weeks since I’ve updated y’all on the random stuff that’s come out of my mouth as part of motherhood, today’s Top Ten Monday Smiles are some of the rules I’ve instituted for my children. Have a great week!

Your Top Ten Monday Smiles

10. “Honey, don’t squirt in the box.”

9. “Buttercup! Don’t chew on Chewbacca!”

8. “Buttercup! Don’t climb the oven!”

7. “Hey! Don’t touch the peacock!”

6. “No! No poopy songs!”

5. “Get that out of your mouth! We don’t chew on bullets!”

4. “Don’t stick your finger in other people’s bread!”

3. “Honey, we don’t chew on rakes.”

2. “Buttercup, we don’t suck on pepper grinders.”

1. “Squeaker, we don’t put our used pull-ups in Grandpa’s laundry hamper.”

There you have it. Another day in the life of a romance writer. Happy Monday, y’all!

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