“We were at a bar watching some Baltimore Orioles game. I...

“We were at a bar watching some Baltimore Orioles game. I remember that Cal Ripken was about to break some kind of record. My husband kept getting drunker and drunker, and he was trying to get me drunk too, so I knew something was going on. Then finally he said: ‘I fell in love with another woman.’ So I punched him in the stomach and told him to go to bed.”