It's Blog Land Issues, Break Out The Tissues!
Did you ever notice as you hop blogland that many seem to be a tad umm unique across the land? Many seem to have issues too. I guess that is just a thing in the blogland zoo.
You can tell,
After a spell,
Who has what,
Easy at your hut.
Like little old me,
With a touch of ocd.
Can tell who has it too.
As they hit every post at your zoo.
Even when away.
They come to play.
Much like the cat.
Who does just that.
Many think outside the box,
Even for long lost socks.
Always having a thought.
Not suffering from brain rot.
Ignore the one or two,
Who post at their zoo,
Saying they have nothing to say.
Attention seeker much at their bay?
Many have something wrong,
From worms to can't beat donkey kong.
With a need to vent,
They pitch a tent.
Many need to be like me,
Talk through another at their sea.
Four legs is usually the case.
If only we had thumbs at every place.
But above all I'd say,
Even with this or that on display,
And being a bit unique,
Sending so called normal, a good thing, up the creek,
Bloggers tend to be nicer than people in real life,
Who just want to cause strife.
Like the jerk at work,
Or the jerky jerk.
Unless one is a blog whore,
Then they may fit in jerk lore.
But as we hop around,
No doubt much fun is found.
Just some observations from the cat here at his blogland mat. See any yourself here and there as you hop from lair to lair? Now I have to go relieve some gas but that is nothing new for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
You can tell,
After a spell,
Who has what,
Easy at your hut.
Like little old me,
With a touch of ocd.
Can tell who has it too.
As they hit every post at your zoo.
Even when away.
They come to play.
Much like the cat.
Who does just that.
Many think outside the box,
Even for long lost socks.
Always having a thought.
Not suffering from brain rot.
Ignore the one or two,
Who post at their zoo,
Saying they have nothing to say.
Attention seeker much at their bay?
Many have something wrong,
From worms to can't beat donkey kong.
With a need to vent,
They pitch a tent.
Many need to be like me,
Talk through another at their sea.
Four legs is usually the case.
If only we had thumbs at every place.
But above all I'd say,
Even with this or that on display,
And being a bit unique,
Sending so called normal, a good thing, up the creek,
Bloggers tend to be nicer than people in real life,
Who just want to cause strife.
Like the jerk at work,
Or the jerky jerk.
Unless one is a blog whore,
Then they may fit in jerk lore.
But as we hop around,
No doubt much fun is found.
Just some observations from the cat here at his blogland mat. See any yourself here and there as you hop from lair to lair? Now I have to go relieve some gas but that is nothing new for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Published on July 22, 2014 03:00
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