Sure, NOM—I'll play your game!!

[NOM]

...because it doesn't threaten my ONE MAN and ONE MAN marriage even one bit.

...because I don't have the same animus for heterosexual love that some self-appointed Earth-worth hall monitors have for same-sex love.

...because I don't have the right to take away straight people's civil rights, even if I feel personally compelled to.

...because straight people keep making gay people.

...because love is love.