When I Get That Feeling, I Want Textual Healing

When I’m elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever comes first, I’m going to pass a law. A law about texting. Not a safety law, a common sense law. The fact that right now you are reading something longer than a text tells me that you’ll probably be on board with my idea.

“Pick up milk on the way home” is something we might text someone to save time. We are right to try to save time. You only get so much of it in life.We all use our phones to text right? There is no other texting devi...