Round Twenty Four Take The Tour!

So they are here to give your summer some cheer, or maybe fear, either way the search engine nuts once again kick things into gear. They must like their fame and having everyone know that they are rather scary and/or lame.

"i love round ass"

My, aren't you picky. So flat ass is icky?

"i had a nickel verse speaking"

If I had a nickel,
Instead of a pickle,
I'd be in the know,
My bank account would grow.

"boobie prize"

Word to the wise, those aren't pies.

"Stuck in an elevator with music in my head"

Damn, why did you get out of bed? That has to cause dread.

"laws are meant to be poked full of holes."

But they don't use paper any more. Good luck at your shore.

"snow is my friend."

Go away! Keith, I know it is you at my bay.

"so many pretty flowers on the wall."

Hmm nope, not a one here. Are you staring at a flowery rear?

"My dog just ate my toe."

Ouch to that. But better to eat your toe than a cat.

"True wandering places I wonder."

Truedessa, did you make them wonder? Maybe their brains you decided to plunder?

"Slick shit goes two ways."

Hmmm a crap maze? Why do you gaze?

"The power of a gun in my hand."

Yep, nut jobs r us have found my land. Maybe they'll shoot off their hand.

"Easter bunny flopper."

Is that like an Easter copper? Bet it's a heart stopper.

"how many times to I have to say it....."

Maybe if you said it then you wouldn't have a question fit.

"Can I really stick it up there?"

And how did you find my lair? Take the probe and go to the fair.

Now the cat will leave you with the winner of this round. He or she can really astound. I bet they live at the pound. Maybe there this search engine query was found? Either way, they are sure to brighten your day, or scare you away, come what may.

"Scared I peed myself and washed the stain with a tongue."
Yuck and yuck some more. Think twice before a tongue gets near you at your shore. Aren't you glad you came for this search engine pass? They were all so clever that they had to impress you liked they impressed my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.