The 7 Stages of Witchcraft

Having been on a few fora dealing with witchcraft the last few years, I’ve noticed something of a trend. It has to do with your age (mostly but not always chronological) and how you view the idea of tools and other magical trappings. Have you noticed the same? I mean, think about it:

Child: if I blow on this dandelion I found in the yard and wish real hard, my wish will come true.

Teen: I want stuff but can’t have a lot because money/parents/room/other

Young Adult: I have my own place, can do my...