Study Links Memaid Sightings To Higher Inebriation Levels

C. A. Sanders:

I might have to go mermaid sighting when I get to Maine

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:

Scientists from the University of Maine at Rockland’s prestigious Mythical Maritime Creatures Department have released a study that proves that people report more Mermaid sightings when they are inebriated.

The study, which was conducted from Memorial Day Weekend through the Independence Day Weekend is believed to be the first of its kind, and should serve as the bench...