My role in the global conspiracy that is defrauding Pakistan

For a long time I have been hiding this, but now that I have been outed in the comments there is nowhere left for me to hide.

I am part of the global conspiracy to defraud Pakistan.

This all began when I was 9.

At the time I was like any other young cricket fan, I had my favourite player, supported my country and played way more cricket than I watched. At that time, I was an unpaid cricket fan with a crap bat, like most of us were at that age, and that is how they hooked me in.

One day at my...