Beastly cold

I have a terrible cold. My largest ambition is going to the grocery store to get DayQuil (I'm not completely out of those little orange capsules of DOOM, thank God), milk, and coffee. (Because I used the last of the coffee this morning OMGBBQLLAMA CRISIS AVERTED…) The common cold is actually rather an interesting little thing, when you consider how long it's been with us, how successful it is, and how ubiquitous too. (This could, of course, be only the fever talking.)

So today is for...