Bring On The Baiting To Up The Rating!

So the cat saw the other day at that other bay the dumb news on display. With no cable near here we do not have to watch that crap as it hops across the map. But it was on and there was a story and the newscasters seemed to be in all their glory.

How does it feel?
Care to spin the weather wheel?
We need to know.
Viewers need to be high not low.

What went through your mind?
Were the words mean or kind?
Do you blame anyone for this?
Come on, fess up, Miss.

Don't you see this mic?
We need the ratings to spike.
So tell all now.
People want to go wow.

Did you attempt to stop it?
Come on, elaborate a bit.
That is okay, let the tears flow,
It just makes for a better show.

What are you thankful for?
Are you glad you live by the shore?
Can you ever forget it?
That's okay, throw a fit.

Wave your arms in the air.
Make the story more rare.
Feel free to bend the truth too.
Surely more views will come due.

Could you repeat that?
You sounded kinda flat.
We can fix it in the final cut.
We will make you look like King Tut.

Don't you want your time?
Give us a great chime.
Get your 15 minutes of fame.
Everyone, everywhere will know your name.

Just let us know how you felt?
Did you die inside or did things melt?
Are you ever going to share?
Here, let me fix your hair.

Thanks for the scoop.
It will soon be on loop,
Shown 50 times a day.
What was that you had to say?

House burns down, family members disappears from town, dog gets hit by a car or you blow up a bar, they ask these dumb ass questions every time. How do they think it felt, like you are in your prime? Take the mic and whack them upside the head then repeat what they said. I bet they would say something crass. Keep the weirdo humans away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.