Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten Perks of Being a Zombie

Since we all will eventually be zombies I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that it’s not all bad. In fact there are quite a few perks to being undead.


Picture credit: www.eatwatchrun.com

Picture credit: http://www.eatwatchrun.com


10. Zombies never pay insurance premiums:No health, no dental, no auto or home. Who isn’t frustrated by all the money you spend on insurance that you never get back? Zombies, that’s who!


9. Cardio! With all that constant, aimless wandering around zombies are in great shape.


8. Your wardrobe never...

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Published on July 15, 2014 03:00
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