What color should your dance clothes be?

Do you care how sweaty you look?

If yes, wear black.

If no, what is wrong with you? Wear black.

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ETA: That amused me, but for the sake of anyone who might be self-conscious, most dancers look great in every imaginable color. But when I dance for more than a few minutes, I sweat like crazy, and if I don't want to look like I've been dancing under my very own rain cloud, I've got to go with