Eeek--it is Gojira!

Here's a lit test me and some pals came up with over the weekend. You're reading a novel/story/poem, people kiss or start their car--when suddenly--Godzilla invades! Maybe he pops out of a soup can the heroine was opening. Maybe he sizzles a Gen X party to an ironic crisp. Does the story get massively better when this B-flick beast howls onstage? Then the text um, kinda sucked on its own.