Marriage vs. Delayed Cell Service

**Hubs phone beeps on nightstand while we are in bed**



Me: (jokingly) Who the **** is texting you at almost 3am?? Is it one of your whores??

Hubs: (goes to look at phone then turns back to me) Technically, yes it is.

Me: (not so jokingly) EXCUSE ME????

Hubs: (shows me the phone) It's a text from you, asking when I'll be home from work.

Me: I sent that like an hour ago. Wait, did you just call me your whore?

Hubs: If my d*** fits...

Me: (smacking him on the back of his head and talking to him like I would talk to a dog) Bad! Bad boy! No!

Hubs: (laughing and shielding himself from my attack) You like it bad... Come here...

Me: Pfft, yeah right. Go like yourself.



Delayed Cell Service- 1

Robinsons- 0



Lol I love my crazy husband...#lifeattherobinsons