I need your help. Please share this. Free book!
Hello,
I’ve penned a few blogposts, some funny, some ranty, and some akin to putting my head in a deep fat fryer to see if my face could ever be tastier than a 3am kebab. I’m lucky enough to have gathered a small but friendly audience. And now, I need your help.
And in return, you get a free book. Everyone wins.
I’m giving away my book #DeepInTheBinOfBob for today only. I don’t really want to. I don’t think an author should have to give his or her writing away for free. But, there is no way I can compete, or even get my book read, if I don’t. The big publishing house can sell their books for free on Amazon, whereas the cheapest us lowly indie authors can sell a book for is 77p.
The big people have the marketing budget, the glossy book covers, the ability to sell a book for free or give multiple books in a bundle. They have thousands of reviewers thirsty for books and mass distribution channels.
All I’ve got is the best fucking stories you’ll ever read, a dodgy cover I’ve had to create myself – and you.
Will you help me? Maybe you’ve laughed at one of my blogposts, maybe you’ve smiled at one of my tweets or had a chuckle at a Facebook status. Maybe you know me in real life. Maybe you don’t know me, but you understand where I’m coming from. I am asking you to please share this blogpost to your Twitter feed, Facebook page, reblog it or forward it in an email.
Knock on your neighbour’s door naked, with a pint of stale milk in your hand, and whisper have you heard about Bob?
I need your support, person inside their PC looking in as I look back out.
I am giving away my book for free from NOW until tonight, in the hope I can drum up some new readers.
Please help me by sharing this information: it’s only a little share button.
Thank you x
Here are the links to the book:
UK LINK
US LINK
“Incredibly interesting and thought provoking. There are many things I shall never think about in the same way again. The writing and settings are strangely weird and beautifully brilliant. I feel that anything else I might now read could seem a little ordinary, a little bland in comparison.” M
“I had the feeling that the universe was being unpicked and examined in order to play with the truth. Extraordinary.” LJ
“I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again. I had to go for a long walk after reading, to stop my head exploding. A knockout.” Linda Griffiths
“Pure GENIUS. Buy this book.” Ida
