A Giant Bald Cat At Every Mat!

So there was a study a while ago that said something interesting and thought they were in the know. It said cats see their humans as a giant bald cat. Hmmmm is all I can say to that.

We look and see,
When all is set free,
Meaning no clothes,
As you strike a pose.

That you are bald,
And we aren't appalled.
Even if the size of a bear,
Or you have some curly hair.

Cats see you as a giant cat.
What do you think of that?
How would you humans know?
Are you able to mind read at your show?

Did you go all probe,
Somewhere around the frontal lobe?
That is just mean,
Invading our dreaming scene.

So let's say it is true.
What do dogs view?
You as a giant bald pup?
My, you humans are screwed up.

Shifting from person to dog to cat,
To maybe even a ding bat.
I guess you have special powers.
Can you create rain showers?

Oh no!
Rain on the go.
What if rain sees you?
Are you giant water in view?

Maybe trees think you are a moving tree?
That must stir up some jealousy.
Can a car think you are a wimpy car?
Wait! Maybe that's the drunk at the corner bar.

Maybe a kid sees you as an elf,
Like that thing you stick on a shelf.
My, you can just change.
Does it hurt a lot to rearrange?

The cat says pffft to that.
You may be bald and your feet flat,
But you still do our bidding,
The bald cat thing had to be kidding.

So what do you think? Can cats see you as the missing link? A giant bald thing as you strut around at your wing? Hmmm on that I will pass as it is too scary a thought for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.