Did I Win Your Contest, Ken Ham?

Creationist Ken Ham has announced a contest: All you have to do is cut out this image of him and “take him on an adventure”!

Winners receive a prize package (estimated value: $1,000) of Answers in Genesis propaganda and Creation Museum admission passes.

I’m pretty sure I won’t win the contest — nor do I really want to — but I couldn’t help but document our adventures together as we visited places I’m positive he’s never been to before!

I hope Flat Ken had a good time! I know I did.