Of Fangirling and the Genius that J.K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling has written a new Harry Potter short story.

Ahem, let me say that again with the proper amount of enthusiasm...

J.K. ROWLING HAS WRITTEN A NEW HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY!

See? Dumbledore gets it. 
Apparently, Rowling's written a series of shorts to accompany the Quidditch World Cup Finals and is posting them on Pottermore. How I didn't know about this before now...

Not the point. The point is, I'm excited. I've loved this series for a long time, and I'm thrilled with any update it...