Save the planet. Sit your ass down.

My good friend, Charles, has often argued about the dangers of over-populating on the planet. He believes in a two child per couple limit, reasoning that human beings should only seek to replace themselves.

Apparently he was right. It appears that just walking my dog every morning is proving to be more damaging to the climate than driving to work.

It's not my personal use of fossil fuels that is threatening to melt the polar ice caps, but the breakfast burrito and peanut butter and jelly...