Six things for a Sunday

1. My wife comes home from her Italian yoga retreat tonight. I can't wait. As much fun as I've had with the boy this week, I miss her. We both do.

2. The apartment is clean but cluttered, for those of you expecting to hear that I'll be spending the day in a frantic cleaning jag. The living room needs to be picked up, though. It'll take about 15 minutes.

3. My desk is another story. I'm tempted to just throw a match on it to rid myself of these meaningless stacks of paper.

4. I can't stand...