Some Humans Are Strange Out On The Range!

The other day the cat was out and about when some strange human gave a shout. You would think there was a psycho axe murderer on her tail with the way she was able to wail. But nope, it was just a little bug. I guess it was quite the thug. Isn't there a better way than screaming at it to go away all day?


 Grab this plastic thing,And give it a swing.It's as easy as that.You screaming dingbat.

Or just give a spray,And dead it will be at your bay.Just don't spray your tongue.Your bell is already rung.

Bowl it over.Could even be done by rover.Just have good aim,Then you can maim.

 Swing for the fence.Don't act dense.Hit a home run.That bug is done.

 Step on it with your shoe,And if that doesn't do.Get a bigger one,Then drive over it for fun.

 Or go to the extreme.Kill the bug and its whole team.Might want to clear the place,As you'll need lots of space.

 Or just use a big cannon on a tank.That bug will walk the plank.Bring the house down on it.That will fix it with one hit.

Or as easy as can be,Give it to a kid who's care free.They will snack on it.It would be a hit.

 Simply point the way,And I'll swing by your bay.The bug is good protein after all.I'll eat them all at your hall.

 But the easiest of all,Just let him have a ball.He'll jump on it,Or scare it to death with some fit.
See, there are much better ways to kill a tiny bug. Oh no, it is crawling on your rug. Time to scream like a nut. To that I say, cut! Kill or eat the bug and be on your way, much easier on the ears to all, I say. That last one could kill them in mass. He even frightens my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.