All Around They Are Found!

Did you every notice this growing trend? I guess the Internet makes things easier to send. You can sit and learn all day and/or just become one at your bay. What can you become? Let's expertly give it a little hum.

I read a book.
Wow, amazing at my nook.
I read some sites.
I can now perform last rites.

But I can do more,
Than you at my shore.
I am the best.
I am better than the rest

I am a fitness expert.
I know how to make you hurt.
I hiked some stairs.
Good shoes? Who cares?

I am an expert at talking.
I learned it well walking.
Just sit back and listen to me,
And you'll be filled with glee.

I am an expert animal mater.
Umm see you later.
I made a Zebra white and black,
Instead of a black and white attack.

I expertly confused you there.
You aren't even aware.
I am an expert at that.
I declared it at my mat.

I am an expert flyer.
I can take you higher.
That video game I mastered.
On the cement you won't be plastered.

I am an expert writer.
I can pull an all nighter.
Expertly said.
I do not need a bed.

I am an expert in giving,
I leave all living.
Get my expert run?
Yes? Expertly done.

Experts? Who needs those?
They just cause woes.
I am a guru of all.
Listen to my guru call.

I guess experts are easy to come by. Maybe I should give it a try? I am an expert rhyming cat. Hmmm guru may have a better ring at my mat. Anything you are an expert at? Maybe an expert at squashing things flat. Could be an expert at mowing grass. It is okay to admit it to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.