Meaning Lost Or Just Tossed?

So the cat was out and about when Old One Eye gave a shout. It was be happy day at each and every bay. They even call it a holiday. Hmmm not off work with pay. Nope, just another day. Now with this we will play.

Let's make a day,
To join the fray.
A brand new holiday.
Come out to play.

Suck a finger day!
Place it sometime in May.
It can go hand and hand,
With Mother's day across the land.

Be glad day!
Not happy, no way!
Just be glad,
Between happy and mad.

Wait! That is wrong.
Mediocre day sings that song.
Do things half assed.
It will be a blast.

Litterbox cleaning day!
Make it a brand new tray.
Clean and spit shine.
Impress every feline.

Say no day!
Go no all the way.
Want a millionaire dollar check?
No! Leaves you in a wreck.

Smash a printer day!
Find a sunny ray,
Place the printer there,
And join in on the affair.

Stink eye everyone day!
Crazy from bay to bay.
All with a look,
You could wind up a crook.

Sing like a fish day!
Fishes sing? Umm okay!
Let's go with that.
Beats singing like a rat.

Then the best of all,
To be celebrated at every hall,
Do Nothing Day!
Ready to here that play by play?

See! The cat can do it to. I can make days up and call them a holiday at my zoo. They are just as relevant as be happy day. Like telling you that you have bills to pay. Or that it's take a dump day. You do all of that anyway. Pointless as can be at each and every sea. Maybe they just had a bad case of holiday gas? Sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.