I'm Free

The geniuses at St. Martins Press, the ones publishing the ME MYSELF AND WHY trilogy, are trying to pawn me off their hands for free. And who can blame them? I swear and talk with food in my mouth, and get the salt mixed up with the sugar.
What happened is, I wrote a pre-quel story, a short story that takes place before the events of ME MYSELF AND WHY. And it's available on download for free. A push of a button, and there! It's invading your Kindle. Or brain. Or laptop. It's...