I’m Not Pro-Choice! (It’s Not What You Think)

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When I’m elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever comes first, I’m going to create laws that limits choices. If you’ve ever been a parent you know what an agonizing torture it can be when you accidentally give a young child a choice of three or more things.

Parent:Ok Suzie, for lunch would you like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a bologna sandwich, or a live, struggling rat on a fork?

Suzie: I like peanut butter and jelly because the peanut butter is sticky...