Talk Glitchy To Me

Zack Kotzer got down and dirty with Sext Adventure, “a text message-based game that offers humorous choose-your-own-adventure dirty talk with a robot”:

When messages become strange and vague, you may remember you’re becoming intimate with a robot. Even nude pictures can become glitched, narrative branches hiccup and randomize, while the intelligence gets a little lost admitting to you it’s making assumptions about eroticism since it has no bodily experience to go off of.

That being said, it can still send you some wild stuff like, “You’re such a dirty slut. How much do you want my cock inside you right now?” In my sessions, Sext Adventure ended with talking about strangling me then asking to send feedback to its creators, thanking me for being patient. I also forgot to turn my data on, since I was at home, and when I did a barrage of pictures hemorrhaged into my message feed: fuzzy bras, ass grabs and cum shots all courtesy of a nameless robot on the other end of a dirty sext exchange.