Things More Newsworthy than My Book

I am disappointed that, so far, the press have not featured the launch of my novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

In one of my more creative sour grapes moments, I made a list of some news stories that were given more coverage than me.

Warning Over Rats in Dishwashers

Police to quiz Elvis impersonator over gun drama near Looe

Kids rescue jellyfish during kayaking trip

Cat breaks into home and does a poo

Tortoise disqualified in intercollegiate tortoise race

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