There's a Story in this Somewhere

As I was walking home from work yesterday, I stumbled across the most curious sight. I was moseying along cause it was beautiful outside, thinking my thoughts (mostly about what kind of hot men I wanted to feature this Monday) and I came upon one of the many gothic cathedrals in this city.

So, there I am, thinking about nearly naked men when this couple descended the church stairs. The only reason I noticed them was because they were dressed as bride and groom. He was in a black tux and she...