Forget Ice Cream, Get A Theme!

Want a tip on how not to be insecure at your lair? Well just sit back and stare. Yeah, being crazy helps a ton. But that I have already given a run.


Don't pucker those lips,Shake those hips.Don't clench your ass,Shake that mass.
Twerk and you die,Sorry, don't cry.On with the show,About the flow.
If Tarsier Man,That flash in the pan,Can have one too.Then so can you.
Even the cat,Has one at his mat.Just up to the left.Sorry, no theft.
Made you look.On the right at my nook.Talking about a theme.A steady fun stream.
Whenever you go,Hang your head low,Poor pitiful me,You lost your glee,
Just play your tune,Bounce like a baboon.Shake that moon,Just be a loon.
Don't grab a cat,We hate that.Humans can prance,We'll just give a wtf glance.
So make up a theme,Forget the ice cream.Have a tune all your own,With its unique tone.
Then give it a play,When down at your bay.Be famous like Spider Man.Could even get a groupie clan.
Now was that not better advice than Drazin? He has the mind of a raisin. So forget that so called god. You are better off kissing a cod. Make your own little diddy and dance about. Groupies may give it a shout. Then you can be better than a singing bass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.